I am 23, I love music, awkward, fat, but at least people say I am funny.

nsfwhumor:

These belong together. [harkavagrant/4gifs]

nsfwhumor:

These belong together. [harkavagrant/4gifs]

Listen/purchase: The Spring Tour EP by The Color and Sound

im-startingwithme:

kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

Honestly the fact that a guy says this is really something to me 

And by something I mean it’s fucking attractive every other man on the planet should take notes

(Source: starvingartstudent, via ghoulcute)

nbchannibal:

We all officially survived our first week, Fannibals!

That’s the hardest part, right?

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This week we’ve witnessed the Five Stages of Season 1 Grieving

ONE - Denial - “Can’t wait for next week’s episode!”

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TWO - Rage - “WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO MORE EPISODES THIS SEASON!?”

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THREE -…

[TW: rape]

Are you kidding me? 1. You obviously misunderstand biology if you think a zygote or fetus is a “baby”. 2. You misunderstand abortion if you think women only have abortions because they had unprotected sex. 3. You misunderstand life if you think women don’t die in childbirth. 4. You misunderstand rape if you are actually condemning a woman or a child to suffer and possibly die.

Pregnancy is dangerous. And a raped child whose body is not ready can DIE if she is forced to remain pregnant. A woman who is physically ill or weak and forced to remain pregnant can DIE. An ectopic pregnancy (look it up, you might LEARN something) forced to term will at best end in a miscarriage and at worst kill the mother. A woman who wanted her baby but is bleeding to death on the operating table due to medical complications during birth could DIE if you decide that she has no “right” to life saving surgery.

Fact is, sweetie, most abortions are medical, NOT surgical. They are simply a pill dose that forces your period. Fact is, most late term abortions are performed due to medical emergency for women who WANTED that baby but lost it or fell ill.

Your misinformed, uneducated prattle is only condemning women and girls to death and illness. If you are truly “pro life” how about you care about all those lives you are ruining with your mouth and your vote?

And if you really want to prevent UNWANTED pregnancy, how about you start voting for Sex Education in schools? How about you start teaching boys about sexual promiscuity and safety? How about you teach girls to aspire to be something more than a baby factory? You sit here preaching down your nose all you like. But your attitudes towards women are the problem, not abortion.

— Nerdymind (a username responding to a comment on an article about Wendy Davis’ filibuster about new Texas abortion bill)

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hunting-the-hell-hounds:

soloontherocks:

iwannaforgettheworld:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??



okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

Can we just talk about this post for a moment…

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

well this escalated quickly from worse to horrifying

hunting-the-hell-hounds:

soloontherocks:

iwannaforgettheworld:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

Can we just talk about this post for a moment…

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

well this escalated quickly from worse to horrifying

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the-kindly-anon:

masturbasians:




a muslim woman protesting the burka. in some countries, muslim women are raped and beaten for showing even their noses and mouths. in some places, they get their hands chopped off for showing their wrists, or looking at a man. 
This is amazing, this is beyond amazing.



Damn. Brave. 

This is likely the only time my blog will have nudity on it but I feel this is too important not to have on my blog.  The female body is something beautiful. Harming a woman for the reasons listed above is beyond cruel and oppressive. It should never happen and I’m glad people are taking a stand against it.  

the-kindly-anon:

masturbasians:

a muslim woman protesting the burka. in some countries, muslim women are raped and beaten for showing even their noses and mouths. in some places, they get their hands chopped off for showing their wrists, or looking at a man. 

This is amazing, this is beyond amazing.

Damn. Brave. 

This is likely the only time my blog will have nudity on it but I feel this is too important not to have on my blog.  The female body is something beautiful. Harming a woman for the reasons listed above is beyond cruel and oppressive. It should never happen and I’m glad people are taking a stand against it.  

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kristenmastora7:

gallium-knight:

Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it

woah.

(Source: the-gallium-knight, via primaportaaugustus-deactivated2)