withoutawitness:

i think the worst thing is

that i don’t actually “sigh” anymore, i just say “sigh”　

(via jackbarakatscubageoftubage)

bendydickcumonmyback:

Reasons why your life is better than mine: Exhibit A

(Source: killthefuckinglights)

crashqueen:

liking mcr is such a test of endurance how much secondhand embarrassment can you take before you finally snap.

whoatanzx:

I did another swellers cover. 

This time, it’s a cover of “Fire Away” — what do you think?

crossbowsandwalkers:

221tea:

khaoskomix:

What the Fuck ever brownies

1 splash of baking powder
Enough flour to make as much cake as you want
Last of a tin of coco powder
Find some almonds? Yeah chop them up and throw them in
Some sugar, about half of the amount of flour.

Mix it in a bowl.

Melt that bit of butter you have left in the fridge. Pour it in.
Add eggs. Drop one on the cooker. Desperately try to scoop it up. Egg on hands. Despair. Add like 3 eggs.
Find a can of condensed milk in the cupboard. Add it slowly, stirring until thick batter is made.
Chop up a bar of chocolate. Chuck it in.
Find some super old mini marshmellows. Eat one. Still good, add them in.
Put some grease proof paper in to a tray. Attempt to fold it neatly. Fail.
Throw batter in. Realise pan is too big, pick up paper and float brownie batter to smaller tray.
Smear batter as flat as possible. Batter way too thick but too late now.
Pour some more condensed milk on top to try to counter batter thickness.
Put it in oven, set to about 160 oC because your oven incenerates all in it’s path.
Cook some pork underneath it because brownies are not dinner. Consider the possibility of pork brownies.
When it smells good take it out the oven and poke it with a chop stick. Not done, put it back and force self to wait.

Take out when done, attempt to eat lava brownie. Fail. Slink away with proper food and wait for them to cool.

Eat 3, declare success. Smear nutella on top because top is ugly.

Take picture, post recipe to internet. Act smug.

Eat brownies.

this is literally the best recipe i have ever read in my life

(via nicotinerampage)

naturalbornfrerardist:

melltheinsomniac:

ohmychemicalromance:

naturalbornfrerardist:

Wow, that awkward moment when you and half the fandom have been singing an MCR song wrong for almost 8 years

what song omfg

what?! what song? TELL ME

omfg everyone calm down I am just retarded apparently, read here

I’m just trying to fathom how you could even trick your brain into hearing SWING at all…….that’s a talent.

lifeinskinnyjeans-inthetardis:

mycatlovesgreendayandilovemycat:

sunshien:

mistercoventry:

transandfabulous:

dannytier:

boohbahstuck:

princeofkokoros:

lemon-jar:

genericgoldfish:

somethinghorrible:

mpreganddacrew:

It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Marisa now has seven children.

n o just fucking no that is worse than the internet going down

It has been a year since the internet’s demise… axel has unlocked their psychic potential.

It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Skye is no longer a pervert.

what

It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Lemon is now creating teleportation tech.

yeah of course id finally get off my ass and do something productive

It has been a year since the internet’s demise… mel has become Prime Minister.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHA YES

It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Kevin has begun creating a new one.

Accurate.

It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Jordan is now humble. HAhAAhah hahah aha oh man true

It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Em still has no idea what to do in life.

accurate

It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Juu now uses encyclopedias.

w a h t

It has been a year since the internet’s demise… James now eats normally.

i can roll with dis

“It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Jess has become Prime Minister.”

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

“It has been a year since the internet’s demise…Autumn now flips over tables in real life.

the fuck.

It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Andrea is now racist………alright then……

(Source: octoberthulhu, via likeghostsinthesn0w)

theofficenerd:

niam-ate-nouis:

-stonecoldfox:

So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.” And then she was like, “BRAND.” And I was like, “Seriously, I don’t care. Get me fucking Hannah Montana for all I care.” Cause I’m a smartass like that. And her, also being a smartass, brings this shit home to me. My fucking mother. No one angers me more.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF ALL TIME

i think i just peed myself

(via moikoiway)

bongdonurie:

don’t talk to strangers online because you will become best friends with them, and the distance will ruin your life

A flight across the Atlantic ocean to London…

(Source: fabwan)

trustinscience:

Basically everything you need to know about Science in one 2 minute and 53 seconds video. Enjoy.